Element: Nodis Symbol: CL (Crazy Lady) Discover: gothicfurby Atomic Mass: unknown though she can be heavy to take Occurrences: mostly in Nodisworld but also seen in Nightmareland Physical Properties: 1. Surface extensively damaged 2. Boils when confronted with stupidity, freezes when exposed to lack of honesty 3. Melts when called bitch, cum guzzling gutter-slut or similiar 4. Bitter after return from Nightmareland 5. Found in various states from hysterically giggly over tremendous sarcastic to utterly melancholic 6. Yields if tempted with chocolate sauce or Cloves Chemical Properties: 1. Has an affinity to weird folk 2. Does not absorb meat 3. May spread hair explosion like without warning when exposed to Heavy Metal 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine 5. Most powerful sleep reducing agent known to herself Common Uses: 1. Provision of selfmade Babysalami 2. Corruption of innocent girls (invention of flexibilitytests, etc.) 3. Pope of Church of Alan 5. Doordoggy of Nimhneach 4. Computervixen Tests: 1. Turns green by the mentioning of T-word and food 2. Turns red after exposure to sunlight 3. Turns yay by the sight of Lego and Robots [not to mention Legorobots;p] Hazards: The specimen is completely harmless. Exceptions are squirrely wraths reflected to itself. For prevention, don`t expose to too much Doppelkorn or mirrors and tie her hands to bedposts.